HEEEEEEEEEEY!

Hey, long forgotten facebook friend! How are you? Awesome. We need to catch up! Smiley face. The reason I am taking the time to message you is because I am recently involved in a pyramid scheme (or some other get rich quick situation) and I need other people to trust me and jump in to keep this going. I have this great opportunity that I want to let my close friends and family know about...

i had a guy that lived on my floor in college that sold cutco knives for vector marketing. he would try to get everyone signed up because it would be awesome working together. not true. he got a percentage of his recruits sales. boo.

i admit that he and the $13/hr. pay sucked me into it, but i learned shortly after that it was bogus. some family members told me to write their names down and say i gave them the presentation just to help me out. that's about all that i did. sorry again about that.