Sunday, March 27, 2011

HEEEEEEEEEEY!

Hey, long forgotten facebook friend! How are you? Awesome. We need to catch up! Smiley face. The reason I am taking the time to message you is because I am recently involved in a pyramid scheme (or some other get rich quick situation) and I need other people to trust me and jump in to keep this going. I have this great opportunity that I want to let my close friends and family know about...





i had a guy that lived on my floor in college that sold cutco knives for vector marketing. he would try to get everyone signed up because it would be awesome working together. not true. he got a percentage of his recruits sales. boo.

i admit that he and the $13/hr. pay sucked me into it, but i learned shortly after that it was bogus. some family members told me to write their names down and say i gave them the presentation just to help me out. that's about all that i did. sorry again about that.


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Nothing new going on...

Hi. I think some people from YouTube will be stopping in. Hi, YouTube people! Thanks for visiting.

Here is a bit about me:
I like my wife, my dogs, Back To The Future, Apple products and PRS guitars.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

America's Funniest...

Like everybody, I was/am a fan of America's Funniest Videos.

Throughout the years, I have learned some tips to help me survive life.


Here they are...


Do not stand near a Christmas tree. It will fall over on you.


Do not jump on a trampoline. You will fall off.


Do not film yourself riding a bike. That's asking for it.


Always keep on eye on your kids. They will fall and/or ruin everything.


A diving board will always break.


All animals at the zoo will spit or throw stuff at you.


You are not supposed to put a slide into a kiddie pool.


You shouldn't pick up any woman... unless you plan on dropping them.


Don't try to jump over anything.


Teach your kids how to play baseball. You will get hit in the groin by something.


Pinatas = busted nose.



Monday, November 1, 2010

It's been awhile...

So...

After putting music on hold to get married and to make money so my wife and I could eat, I've decided to start up a new project. It will be very temporary for now but we'll see if God opens any windows for it.

The project is called The Full Assurance. The name pretty much means that what Christ did on the cross was the full assurance of God's love. Know what I mean?

Looking into doing some recording at the beginning of the year. I'll announce more about that later. That's it for now. I promise to update more often so the person from Mount Vernon, Ohio will have something new to read when they visit.

Take care.
NGU